Sign up for my Newsletter and get absolutely nothing for FREE!
That's right, nothing - bupkis, zilch! Why, you might ask?

Most web sites try to lure people onto their mailing lists by offering such goodies as free songs or eBooks. But let's face it, that just fills up ones mailing list with a lot of people looking for free shit.

So here's the deal:
WHAT YOU GET FROM ME

First, a few emails spread over a few weeks. They are automated. Yeah, it's got your name on it, but you and I both know it's automated.
After that I'll send out a bulletin only if my wife gives birth to quintuplets. Or maybe if I'm performing in your town, or have a sale going on. That's it!

WHAT I GET FROM YOU

A mailing list of people who are really interested in what I'm doing. Not just people looking for a handout.

If you think you're qualified (and if you read this far you probably are) then just fill out the form below and look for nothing free in you mailbox.

(OK, ok. That's not exactly true. I will give some freebies and special deals occasionally. I'm just yanking your chain.)